TurboNurse

I was not the creative one who came up with these.  I found this in a post on http://www.allnurses.com/. 

ENJOY!!!



A couple of us felt the need to change the lyrics to some Christmas Song Favorites---hope you enjoy!




(To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)



Oh CBI, Oh CBI, how rapidly you're running!

Oh CBI, Oh CBI, how rapidly you're running!

The foley still is cherry red...

The patient thinks he's nearly dead...

Oh CBI, Oh CBI, When will you stop your clotting!



(To the Tune of Deck the Halls)



Wreck the halls with urine & stool!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Clean the patient like a fool

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Get the rectal tubes a-flowing...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Seems like everybody's going!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!



(To the tune of Winter Wonderland)



Call light ring

No one's listening

Someone screams

"Stop his *******!"

It's normal at night

To cry out "All RIGHT!"

Working in a midnight wonderland.



Patients Yell

Gimme Pain Meds

What's that smell?

It's the same bed!

You're running the halls

Cuz everyone calls

Working in midnight wonderland.



In the middle there will be a Code Blue

Then we found out that he's a DNR

We'll have fun explaining all of this to

The Person who's in charge of all of us!



Later on, he'll expire

Then we'll call the house doctor

Who sleeps in his room

Don't call him TOO soon!

Working in a midnight wonderland!!



(To the tune of I'll Be Home for Christmas)



I'll be home on Christmas

Don't you dare call me!

I don't care

If no one's there

It's my day to be free



Christmas Eve I'm working

'Til the sun comes up!

And I'll be home on Christmas

So sooorrry---touch luck!!!!



And finally...

(To the tune of Silver Bells)



Poopy Bedpans

Smelly Trash Cans

Dressed in bright yellow gowns

In the air it's a feeling of C-diff....



Patients crapping

Nurses Laughing

Clean up bile after bile

And in all nurses' stations you'll hear.....



Saggy B*alls

Saggy B*alls



It's time for scrotal support!!



Ringaling

Hold up that thing

Soon they will be on the floor!!!!





(To the tune of The Dreidel Song)



We have a vial of Haldol

We use it every day

And if our patients go crazy

You'll surely hear us say



OHHHH Haldol Haldol Haldol

We give to you for sleep!



Haldol Haldol Haldol

You will not make a peep!!



Hope you got a kick outta this....we had so much fun writing these!!!



Merry Christmas Everybody!!!